I haven't dated anyone since my break up (a bad one, mind you) with "he shall who shall not be named".
The break up caused a bit of heartache and also left my head really messed up since the issues with that relationship didn't surface until shortly (well, right after) that break up happened.
Anyway....
I decided to sign up on the dating site where I once was a while back. I met some cool guys who remain my friends today. I also met someone I fell in love with until he did a dumb ass thing and I fell out of love with him.
I signed up about 30 hours ago.
^^^^ see that ^^^^
30 hours
I received several messages. Some were worth responding to and I even let one guy text me. This one guy asked to be friends on Facebook.
I agreed. I mean, what could it hurt?
right????
Well...
This jackwagon goes through my photos, texts me how gorgeous I am. I politely thank him for the compliment. (Silently, I wondered if he was blind). Then all of a sudden he texts me saying that he couldn't figure me out.
huh?
I didn't know I needed figuring.
I am not a math problem.
So I questioned him.
He said that he didn't think I was serious about dating anyone and that he thinks I am wasting men's time by being there.
Huh???
Yeah....ok....
He got that from the few texts and exchanges on the damn dating site.
hrrrrmmmmm....He must be Dr. Joyce Brothers in disguise. Who is wasting who's time here buddy?
So I confronted him.
This is what he read.....ready????
"I don't have any tattoos because I'm not a fam of pain or commitment. Pretty much the same reasons I'm not in a relationship"
Apparently he didn't get my sense of humor and promptly "unfriended" me.
He also isn't getting any more correspondence from me either.
Oh and...I also removed my profile from the dating site.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
*sigh*
You are so clever!!! There's so much talent here - love the "voice" that comes through in your writing!
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